Crabs Adjust Humidity Omniclaw Edition

Stalin is often quoted as saying that “quantity has a quality all its own.” We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment–as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards. Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We’ve dug deep into our therapist’s notes and angsty, forgotten Live Journal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that-were you to play them in public-would probably get you put on a list of some kind. You really need Cards Against Humanity to use this. So go buy it. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.
You need to own Cards Against Humanity to use this expansion
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards
Contains all 560 cards from Crabs Adjust Humidity volumes 1-5 (400 white and 160 black)
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity
Contains no shellfish